oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
she was standing like how ppl stand when theyre waiting to get hit by a train lol
I love this.
no matter what you say you cant stop me from shipping starbok x hypster
I miss this.
IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
why he lick me
THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.
IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”
what the fuck omg get it together
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried